My Sincerest Apologies

So you see I have a problem. A legitimate ethics-based problem. In the lovely little post right below this one, I made a promise. Now generally, I have to say I am a pretty honest-abe type of person (I mean I have had my slip-ups just like everyone else, but we are talking on the whole here); however, I hinted that there just might be more to come, about our thrilling and exotic life that is, and so far I have failed miserably in that quest.

But truly it is all your fault (yes, you) because every time I even happen to remember that I am a proud owner of such a piece of web property as a blog and that I should probably update it, I become instantly enthralled in everyone else's properties. You are just all too interesting for my hopeless little curiosities.

So I beg of you....STOP BEING SO DANG CAPTIVATING. Or else you will never get to hear about my awesome life. And I know how much you want that...

But in the end, I guess it really is all my fault. Thanks for taking the blame so well....I appreciate it. Truly I do.

In order to save face, moral fiber and to set a good example for posterity...I will catch you up on our life together...which shall we say, has been bliss. The grand majority of the time, anyway.

Back to the catching you up thing...I'm planning on it. Pinky promise.

Just not today.